[......]

This is Hubert of the Ozwell Household. I am most likely attending to important matters if I am currently away from my desk.

Kindly leave a message after the beep.

If this is urgent, I am sure you will be able to find my location by speaking to the soldiers stationed around Yu Liberte.

If this is Asbel, please stop leaving me messages--You are clogging my answering machine with your silly childish pranks.
If this is Sophie and this is an emergency, you know my portable phone number.

[Beep.]